Ladies its time to stand up to your abuser!!!

For some women its hard to go to the police and report their abusive husband. It's even hard to talk to someone about your abusive relationship. Actually, I don't blame them. They fear being told the following sentences, "Its your fault", "Don't piss him off", and the famous one "He is doing this because he loves you". I have something to tell you ladies, its not your fault, and he does not love you, he just loves the idea of having you around. What you must do ladies, is to try and fight back and face the abuser. I know its not easy, that's why I collected this three tips, which you can use to fight back.

Walk Away

I know walking away seems like a hard thing to do. The truth is, it is hard, but it must be done. What you must do, is to walk away when he is around. Do not sneak out or runaway in the middle of the night. He will come after you and find you. All you have to do is pack all your items, when you are done, tell him you are leaving him because he is not man enough, and that he hits like a girl. I know it sounds funny, but teasing the only thing he thinks he is superior at, which is beating you will weaken him, and he will probably hit you. Do not show any weakness when he hits you, just look at him with bravery and tell him, " Is that your best shot. I don't need this in my life, you are pathetic". Right after that head to the door and walk away.

Prepare hot grits for him

For those who have watched, "Madea's family reunion" know about this one. Well I suggest you try it, all you have to do is prepare a pot of hot grits(soft porridge) for your man, in the morning just before he goes to work. Do something to piss him off, being the coward he is he will try to hit you. When he tries to hit you pour the hot grits on his face and hit him with the frying pan. "Its like playing tennis your pour and hit," said Madea.

Striptease

This last tip is explicit, and I don't advice someone not older than eighteen to try it. It is called striptease, because it requires some stripping. What you must do is to stop your partner quickly before he tries to hit you, and tell him that you have to prepare yourself, and you are tired of him beating you, you are going to fight back. I know this sounds crazy and that's when the stripping comes in. You are going to strip all your clothes till you are fully nude. Stand in your best seductive pose, and tell him, " I am ready baby, you can hit me now". He is sure going to hit you, but sensual in the bedroom.

Those are my tips, ladies. Totally fiction not proven by any research. If you are brave you can try them. Well if you are not, you can always run to your nearest police station.

RELATED LINKS
http://www.livestrong.com/article/9177-end-abusive-relationship/

http://tearsandhealing.com/abuse2.htm?&utm_content=ishe-notcrazy-UnstDis-StopAb&gclid=CMXLptb3g7MCFcPHtAod7VEALw

http://www.moviemaze.de/media/trailer/2520,das-verrueckte-familienfest.html

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