In the thenthy two
years I spent in this world I bilieve I’ve
seen enough guys to have my opinion about the hell no’s. One thing I love about
guys is that they are not scared to express their indivisualism in any way or
manner. Giving girls a variety of options to choose which guys they would like
to go out on a date with. Someone they wont be scared to be seen with in
public. No offense but some brothers out there are a no! no! they try to much
to impress the oppositte sex. RTR compiled a list of the NO! NO! guys to date.
1.
The scrub
Made popular by the 90s girl group TLC. The scrub refers
to “a guy who thinks he's fly, and is also known as a buster. Always talking'
about what he wants, and just sits on his broke ass”. He is cool, hot, wears
designer clothes, but he feeds on others to stay in the game. Doesn’t have a
car, but he is the noisy one on his friends car. If you hook up with him know
that you are going to sleep in the basement or the backroom at his mother’s
house. Commitment is not in his vocabulary, he thinks he is to fly to stick to
one girl.
2.
The mama’s boy
Unless you did not breastfeed him as a toddler, he is
not the guy for you. The mama’s boy either stays with his mom at his mama’s
place, or he has an apartment but stays with his mom. He is that type of a guy,
most girls dream about. He is romantic, down to earth, respect you, and accept
you with your dirty laundry or baggage. When they love, they love so real. The only
problem is that his mama is the first lady, you will always take the second
position. Unless you do not mind sharing a bed with your man and his mother,
the mama’s boy is for you.
3.
Mr. Big Stuff
Arrogant, demanding, and controlling. Mr. big stuff
has it all, drives a fine car, stays in a mansion, presentable, and very
handsome. He is a CEO or director in the mineral or technology sector. He flowers
the opposite sex with gifts, with the intention of buying them. He treats you
the same way he treats his employees. Once his done showering you with
expensive gifts, he controls how you dress, who you talk to, which events to
attend, and who to befriend. You are basically his trophy wife, he pays your
credit cards if you abide his authority.
4.
Sis Dolly
Emotional, perfectionist, and apologetic. Most girls
are attracted to guys who are in touch with their emotional side, who do what
they are asked to do, and who apologize for their wrongs. Sis dolly overdo it. He
can climb mouth Everest for you, but expects you to show appreciation for his
efforts, because if you don’t he will start to cry, apologize for not being the
man you deserve, promise to do things right next time. He often makes reference
to his upbringing for not being good enough. His sobbing can
last for a week. He is a great guy if you are prepared to be a mother.
5.
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by: Alexandria
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