Tuesday, 22 July 2014

HHAYIKABI, NO OFFENSE!

In the  thenthy two years I spent in  this world I bilieve I’ve seen enough guys to have my opinion about the hell no’s. One thing I love about guys is that they are not scared to express their indivisualism in any way or manner. Giving girls a variety of options to choose which guys they would like to go out on a date with. Someone they wont be scared to be seen with in public. No offense but some brothers out there are a no! no! they try to much to impress the oppositte sex. RTR compiled a list of the NO! NO! guys to date.

1.    The scrub                                                                                                                                                                                                    


Made popular by the 90s girl group TLC. The scrub refers to “a guy who thinks he's fly, and is also known as a buster. Always talking' about what he wants, and just sits on his broke ass”. He is cool, hot, wears designer clothes, but he feeds on others to stay in the game. Doesn’t have a car, but he is the noisy one on his friends car. If you hook up with him know that you are going to sleep in the basement or the backroom at his mother’s house. Commitment is not in his vocabulary, he thinks he is to fly to stick to one girl.

2.    The mama’s boy                                                                                                                                                                                        
            

Unless you did not breastfeed him as a toddler, he is not the guy for you. The mama’s boy either stays with his mom at his mama’s place, or he has an apartment but stays with his mom. He is that type of a guy, most girls dream about. He is romantic, down to earth, respect you, and accept you with your dirty laundry or baggage. When they love, they love so real. The only problem is that his mama is the first lady, you will always take the second position. Unless you do not mind sharing a bed with your man and his mother, the mama’s boy is for you.

3.    Mr. Big Stuff                                                                                                                                                                                                


Arrogant, demanding, and controlling. Mr. big stuff has it all, drives a fine car, stays in a mansion, presentable, and very handsome. He is a CEO or director in the mineral or technology sector. He flowers the opposite sex with gifts, with the intention of buying them. He treats you the same way he treats his employees. Once his done showering you with expensive gifts, he controls how you dress, who you talk to, which events to attend, and who to befriend. You are basically his trophy wife, he pays your credit cards if you abide his authority.

4.    Sis Dolly                                                                                                                                                                                  



Emotional, perfectionist, and apologetic. Most girls are attracted to guys who are in touch with their emotional side, who do what they are asked to do, and who apologize for their wrongs. Sis dolly overdo it. He can climb mouth Everest for you, but expects you to show appreciation for his efforts, because if you don’t he will start to cry, apologize for not being the man you deserve, promise to do things right next time. He often makes reference to his upbringing for not being good enough. His sobbing   can last for a week. He is a great guy if you are prepared to be a mother.

5.    Crumbs                                                                                                                                                                                                  


Just like bread crumbs they scatter everywhere. You find them in all the parties, they drive a Citi golf, wears a Levi’s jean and Carvella shoes. Just like the scrubs they believe they are Casanovas. Their goal is to hunt. Always at clubs and parties just to find that one girl they going to Babz later. Obsessed with their image. Spend their entire pay on booze and girls. They don’t want to grow up. Love to look fly by flaunting Sky vodka and Siroc bottles. Most of them possess a business administration one year certificate at some college, but claim to have studied at Monash.

by: Alexandria 

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